T. Murph

This is why we all got trust issues… our parents really did THIS 😳💀 #tmurph #funnyparents #millennialparents #genxparents #parentinghumor

Parents Do yall kids do this too? #parents #genz #genalpha #parentsoftiktok

What are these teenage boys wearing?! Why is it 100° outside and you got on a full jogging suit… with a purse?! 😩 I can’t keep up with this generation 🤣 #tmurph #fyp #foryoupage ##teenageboys#raisingteens #boymom #teenagersbelike #parentingteens #teenmom #dadlife #funnyparents #genxparents #mom #dad #parenting #parents #parentstruggles #parentsbelike #dadsoffacebook

Why are y’all out here in socks and slides??? Who ok’d this?! 😩🤣 🎤 Catch me LIVE on the Millennial Boomer Tour: • July 13 – Baltimore MD – Magooby’s • August 22–24 – Tacoma WA – Tacoma Comedy Club • September 19–20 – Chandler AZ – Mic Drop Comedy • September 21 – San Diego CA – Mic Drop Comedy • October 18 – Burbank CA – Flappers Comedy Club 🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or link in bio #tmurph #parentinghumor #dadlife #momlife #funnyparents #millennialparents #genxparents #raisingteens #teenagersbelike #boymom #parentproblems #genz #socks #slides

REAL dads when their son puts on that mask 😂😤 ATL, Baltimore, Tacoma… I’m coming to your city 🎤 Check the pinned comment for tickets ⬇️ #tmurph #dadlife #funnydad #parentinghumor #fathersday2025 #dadsbelike #blackdadmagic #fatherfigure #parentsoftiktok #millennialparents #raisingboys

Is this Back to school registration or FBI background check? Because why yall need all my info 😩📚🔍 #backtoschool #fyp #school #viral #relatable #genz #parentinghumor #CapCut

Why spend $200 on back to school clothes when they showing up in pajamas, Crocs, and that same hoodie every day? 😩😂 Save your money, parents! #tmurph #backtoschoolshopping #backtoschool #school #parenting #funnyparents #genz

Grandparents be real…when did y’all get so patient?? I grew up with y’all! 😅 🎤 Catch me LIVE on the Millennial Boomer Tour: • July 13 – Baltimore, MD (Magooby’s) • August 22–24 – Tacoma, WA (Tacoma Comedy Club) • September 19–20 – Chandler, AZ (Mic Drop Comedy) • September 21 – San Diego, CA (Mic Drop Comedy) • October 18 – Burbank, CA (Flappers Comedy Club) 🎟️ Tickets: iamtmurph.com or link in bio #fyp #viral #parenting #family #momlife #parents #parentingtips #dadsoftiktok #parentsoftiktok #parentinghacks #parentinghumor #MomsofTikTok

If your kid swings on mine… it’s about to be a tag team match 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣 #tmurph #ParentTok #MomTok #DadTok #ParentingHumor #FamilyTok #CapCut

Raising kids is easy…Until they hit that young adult phase and start thinking they know everything 😩🤦🏾‍♂️😂 🎤 Catch me LIVE on the Millennial Boomer Tour: • June 22 – Atlanta GA – City Winery • July 13 – Baltimore MD – Magooby’s • August 22–24 – Tacoma WA – Tacoma Comedy Club • September 19–20 – Chandler AZ – Mic Drop Comedy • September 21 – San Diego CA – Mic Drop Comedy • October 18 – Burbank CA – Flappers Comedy Club 🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or link in bio #tmurph #mom #dad #parents #momsbelike #dadsbelike #parentinghumor #momlife #dadlife #parentproblems #funnyparents #millennialparents #genxparents #raisingkids #parentstruggles #comedy #atlantaevents #atlanta #atl #atlevents #atlnightlife #atlantanightlife #atlantaparties #atlantamusic #thingstodoinatlanta #discoverATL

Why am I registering the same kids every year?! 😩 They never left! 🤦🏾‍♂️ #tmurph #backtoschool #parentlife #funnyparents #relatableparents

Yard work got me questioning why I even bought this house 😩 It’s 100° and these weeds fighting back! 🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour — I’m coming to your city: • July 13 – Baltimore MD • Aug 22–24 – Tacoma WA • Sept 19–20 – Chandler AZ • Sept 21 – San Diego CA • Oct 18 – Burbank CA 🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or link in bio #tmurph #househunting #dreamhome #newhome #homesweethome #homeownership #lawncare #landscaping #lawn #lawnmaintenance #grass

Do y’all kids really be wearing hoodies in 100-degree weather?? 😳☀️ Or is it just mine?? 🎤 I’m talking all about it on the Millennial Boomer Tour: • June 22 – Atlanta GA • July 13 – Baltimore MD • August 22–24 – Tacoma WA • September 19–20 – Chandler AZ • September 21 – San Diego CA • October 18 – Burbank CA 🎟️ Get tickets at iamtmurph.com

Gen Z really out here in DIRTY white socks and slides😩 Why the socks look like they walked shoelss to school 🤣 🎟️ Millennial Boomer Tour: iamtmurph.com #tmurph #parentinghumor #funnyparents #genz #socksandslides #millennialparents #relatable #parentsoftiktok #standupcomedy #comedyclip #familylife #fyp #foryoupage #mom #dad #teachersoftiktok

These used car prices are disrespectful 😂 🎤 Catch me LIVE on the Millennial Boomer Tour: • August 22–24 – Tacoma WA – Tacoma Comedy Club • September 19–20 – Chandler AZ – Mic Drop Comedy • September 21 – San Diego CA – Mic Drop Comedy • October 18 – Burbank CA – Flappers Comedy Club 🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or link in bio #tmurph #usedcars #carbuying #carstruggles #carhumor #usedcarprices #autolife #carproblems #cars #drivingschool

After two turns, that car behind me is def following me 😭 I’m headed to the police station🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #fyp #funny #carsoftiktok #carmemes

What dads really want for Father’s Day! I promise it’s simple 😤😂 🎤 Millennial Boomer Tour Dates: • June 22 – Atlanta GA – City Winery • July 13 – Baltimore MD – Magooby’s • August 22–24 – Tacoma WA – Tacoma Comedy Club • September 19–20 – Chandler AZ – Mic Drop Comedy • September 21 – San Diego CA – Mic Drop Comedy • October 18 – Burbank CA – Nitecap 🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or via the link in bio #tmurph #parenting #momlife #family #parentingtips #dadlife #fatherhood #parents #toddler #kids #baby #FathersDay #happyfathersday #fathersdaygifts #dad #father

Why do I have 8 spoons, 2 knives, and 1 fork? What do these kids do with our silverware 😩🤣 🎤 Catch me LIVE on the Millennial Boomer Tour: • August 18–19 – Denver CO – Improv Comedy Club • August 22–24 – Tacoma WA – Tacoma Comedy Club • September 19–20 – Chandler AZ – Mic Drop Comedy • September 21 – San Diego CA – Mic Drop Comedy • October 18 – Burbank CA – Flappers Comedy Club 🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com or link in bio #tmurph #parenting #momlife #dadlife #parentproblems #parenthood #funnyparents #raisingkids #genzparenting #millennialparents #relatableparents

Kids will leave their clothes in the dryer for 14 business days like it’s a storage unit 😩🤣I don’t know about yall but I’m tossing clothes🤷🏾‍♂️🤣 #tmurph #parenting #momlife #dadlife #parenthood #laundrylife #funnyparents #millennialparents #teenagersbelike #blackparents #foryou #fyp

A parent who sets boundaries loves you more than one who lets you raise yourself🤷🏾‍♂️