Damn I can’t believe this joker looked at the machine and saw a couch. Good thing I had that @kingkonginenergy on deck! Zero Sugar. Zero Carb. All gas, no breaks. Cop yours on Amazon. #cleanenergy #gymrescue @KING KONGIN
Damn, I can’t believe these kids had me goin’ crazy lookin’ for those new chicken nuggets @nutre_meals sent me! 😩🍗 They tore the box open and vanished 😭 But I get it though… 28g of protein 💪 9g of fat 👌 ✅ Great for kids ✅ Easy on parents ✅ Premium Air Chilled Chicken ✅ And lowkey fire as a snack for adults too 👀🔥 Don’t sleep — these nuggets built different. Healthy never tasted this good.
Damn, caught this joker eatin’ sloppy right in the middle of Times Square. Ketchup on the Timbs. He tried to square up like it was my fault! 😤👟🍅 Good thing he was prepared wit @crepprotect Saved his kicks. Saved his pride. 😮💨🧼 Keep your sneakers safe… or get called out. 👀🔥 @Crep Protect
Damn, I can’t believe I walked from Jersey to see @spencer.kozej talking about virtual sales with McDonald’s on his desk. Thought he was eating garbage turns out he was telling the community you can’t eat trash and perform like a Ferrari.