Them: “Wait… Florida has springs? What kind of animals are even in the water?” Me: Hops in a clear kayak like it’s a glass-bottom rollercoaster 😈🛶 Shoutout to @getupandgosilver and our tour guide @flguideangel (who deserves hazard pay for calmly pointing out a gator like it was no big deal). In just one trip, we saw: 🐊 Gators 🦦 Otters 🐢 Turtles 🧜♀️ Manatees 🐟 Gar fish 🐍 A snake that I pretended not to see 🐦 Birds with main character energy It was giving National Geographic: Chaos Edition. 10/10 would recommend. 🌿 Bring water, bring snacks, bring emotional support — because Silver Springs is WILD wild. #ClearKayakChronicles #FloridaIsUnhinged #ThingsICantUnsee #NatureSaidSurprise