Matthew Tamasi

I am the boy who cried wolf #dating #single #datingapps #hinge #raya #bumble #tinder

Who is going to have a successful cuffing season? #dating #single #cuffingseason #datingapps

I need a muzzle #dating #single #firstdate #datingapps #hinge #raya #tinder #bumble #nyc #brooklyn

I don’t know who said this, but I agree with her #dating #single #datingapps

Some would call this “living the dream” #dating #single #datingapps

Losing it #dating #single #food #chef #Recipe

Dudes will do this 10 seconds after saying they want you to be the mother of their children #dating #date #situationship #single #datingapps

Just be prepared for my mother to talk your ear off #dating #single #datingapps #holidays #significantother

I guess this means “boys weekend” was a success #party #hangover #alcohol #hangovercure

I’m now in critical condition #dating #single #datingapps #date #hinge #raya #bumble #tinder

Sorry chili, it’s not you, it’s me #relatable #cooking #mealprep #chili

SEASONAL DEPRESSION INCOMING #dating #single #datingapps

The interior design content you didn’t ask for #interiordesign #nycapartment #nyc #apartment #decor #homedecor

Rate the Boston accent 1-10 #boston #massachusetts #hometown #throwback #nostalgia

Would would you do in this scenario? #storytime #halloween #smile2

My annual humiliation ritual #dating #single #datingapps #Thanksgiving

HUMBLED #club #party #nightlife #hangover #nyc #nycnightlife

I promise I’m not this sad in real life…RECIPE BELOW 1) Mix 4 teaspoons cumin, 2 teaspoons cardamom, 2 teaspoons ground coriander, 1 teaspoon turmeric, 1 teaspoon black pepper, 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper, 2 teaspoons salt in a bowl to create spice mixture 2) Add 1/5 of spice mixture to a cup of flour and combine 3) Coat 2 lbs of lamb in spice/flour mixture 4) Brown lamb in pot with olive oil for 5 minutes a side 5) Remove lamb from pot and add 2 chopped onions, cook down for 5 minutes 6) Once onions are cook add 5 minced garlic cloves, cook for another minute 7) Once garlic is aromatic, add in 6 oz of tomato paste and stir 8) Add browned lamb back into pot and stir together with onions, garlic, and tomato paste 9) Add 8 cups of chicken broth to pot and bring to a boil 10) Once boiling, bring down to a simmer, cover and cook for an hour or until lamb is tender 11) Add 1 diced butternut squash and 13oz of chickpeas, cover, and cook for an additional 10 minutes 12) While cooking combine some broth with 1/2 cup of flour in a separate bowl until it creates a paste 13) Add paste back into pot, which will help thicken the stew 14) Serve and top with chopped cilantro 15) Pour an entire bottle of wine to yourself and get wasted 16) Cry yourself to sleep #cooking #Recipe #chef #mealprep #datenight #single

This level of delusion keeps me going #dating #single #ghosted #datingapps

My inner monologue is an ADHD nihlistic mess. Recipe below! 1) Season 3lbs of boneless or bone-in chicken thighs with garlic powder, salt, and pepper 2) Brown chicken in a few tablespoons of butter in pot and remove onto separate plate 3) Add onion to pot and sauté until translucent 4) Add minced garlic and sauté until aromatic 5) Add an inch of sliced ginger 6) Add a few more tablespoons of butter 7) Add a shit ton of curry powder and a few teaspoons of nutmeg 8) Add 2 cups of white rice and mix everything together 9) Add two large diced yukon gold potatoes 10) Add 5 chopped medium carrots 11) Place chicken on top of veggiee 12) Add 6 cups of chicken broth and a few tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce and bring to a boil 13) Turn to simmer, cover, and let cool until liquid has been fully absorbed by the rice 14) Call your ex and tell them you miss their face #Recipe #cooking #chef #cookingtutorial #winterrecipe #currychicken #curry